Will he be painted like this?

Will he be painted like this?
Originally uploaded by illininet.

Here's a possible Illini Zonkey being very techno-styled. Hmmm, not so sure that spray paint, rollers, brushes or any form of painting known to man could make such a fine Zonkey after a few beers are consumed [yep, that's beers consumed by either the painters OR the Zonkey :) ]